The Return of Conan...

Tom Hanks as Conan blasts him for coming up with the name Coco: "Finally he'll blame something on someone other than Jay."

 

I LOL'ed.

Man, I'm so glad Conan is back.

 

Ugh, Soundgarden did not impress. Maybe it was just the poor choice of song...

 

To recycle my only good line ever: Kurt Cobain is watching this and going "See? This is why I killed myself."

 

I take monorails very seriously.

 

For some reason, I laughed my ass off at Andy yelling "SHE'S A VAMPIRE!" in response to Hanks asking "Can you guess what happened?"

I was kinda disappointed with the whale/water bit. I knew it was coming from the outset; we all did.

I only liked it because I totally respect Hanks for participating in something like that. He's not too big to have a little fun at his own expense.

Soundgarden was ok. Not great.

 

Richter is hilarious. He wasn't allowed to do much when he was on The Tonight Show.

 

My days are sunnier knowing Conan is coming up that night.

I also laughed out loud at the vampire line. I've missed Andy, and that's really in his wheelhouse. He's a natural born sidekick.

 

First two nights = hilarious. Numerous laugh out loud moments.

The line I liked was when Andy warned Hanks about looking like the shake weights.

 

Have you ever done the Tokyo Sandblaster?

Umm... not to my knowledge, no.

 

NBC owns the year 2000?
What's the depreciation on something like that?

 

Didn't he change it to the year 3000 during his Tonight Show slot?

I think it's best to start fresh and drop all the old stuff anyhow. I'm sure Conan's writers will come up with new stuff that will be the new "Masturbating Bear" for the show over time.