The Pop-Tart Tragedy

I'll stick to the chick that drinks beer through her ear.

 

wha da fuq

 

Curious why she asked HIM to get the Pop-Tart, not knowing the ring was inside. Shouldn't he have asked her if she WANTED a Pop-Tart if he had such a grand plan? Stupid story.

 

Well, if we're going to tear apart this poor kid's tale of woe, what sort of cheap-ass buster buys a ring so small it can be hidden in a Pop-Tart without being detected?

I choose not to do that. I choose to lik dis cuz i crey evertim

 

The kind of kid who has to eat Pop-Tarts on a regular basis?

 

The story is worthless unless they are brown sugar cinnamon.

 

I was at the store the other day and they have way more Pop-Tart flavors than I ever imagined possible.

Why they got rid of the Double Berry flavor is a huge mystery.

 

Those are excellent, but frosted cherry remains the pinnacle of Pop-Tart achievement.

 

Nope.

Strawberry.

 

I went home one weekend from college to work. I came back Sunday morning to find my roomie, two of my frat brother and three girls sharing space. One guy and the girl he was with - a board-skinny freshman cheerleader I had previously hit on - were in my bed.
The third party was on the floor amid empty jugs of plastic margarita mix bottles.

And ... all of my chocolate Pop-Tarts had been eaten. This pissed me off more than anything else that day.

20 years later, the guy in my bed with the cheerleader still brings up the Pop-Tarts.

 

Lennay Kekua choked to death on a Pop Tart?