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The Pop-Tart Tragedy

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Uncle.Ruckus, May 9, 2013.

  1. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.

    he dus.

    den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

    gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3

    gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

    boi runs ova 2 her.

    she ded </333333333

    boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"

    he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

  2. House M.D.

    House M.D. Guest

    Say whaaa?
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Jim Irsay, you get off Ruckus' sign-on this instant!
  4. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    Wegman's has a store brand for almost everything, and they are usually just about as good as the brand name, but no Wegman's toaster pastries. That's my Pop-Tart tragedy.
  5. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    i dont luv yu forevr, i luv yu fivever
  6. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    (dat mean you luv her moar dan 4evr)
  7. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    My God. I read that and understood it!!!
  8. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

  9. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Ten times better: https://audioboo.fm/boos/490888-the-pop-tart-tragedy
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    This is a meme I am so glad I am not attuned to.
  11. Bodie_Broadus

    Bodie_Broadus Active Member

    All my Hawaiian friends type like this.
  12. Zeke12

    Zeke12 Guest

    U wld cry evrytiem
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