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The picnic table lover has competition.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Oggiedoggie, Aug 13, 2008.

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  1. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Guy in Hong Kong hooks up with a park bench.

    From: http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=7196148&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.7.1
     
    Oggiedoggie, Aug 13, 2008
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  2. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    He deserves it.
     
    three_bags_full, Aug 13, 2008
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  3. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    Sheesh. It's bad enough this guy is an international laughingstock, do you really have to point out they were "tiny holes"?
     
    Grimace, Aug 13, 2008
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  4. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Holey moly.
     
    Chef, Aug 13, 2008
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  5. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Well, he is Chinese! I kid, I kid!

    BTW, picnic table lover is in jail for 6 months. Surpriingly, he was a big perv!

    But this is funny.
     
    Bob Slydell, Aug 13, 2008
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  6. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    The park bench was asking for it.
     
    Trey Beamon, Aug 13, 2008
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  7. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    At least it wasn't a cheese grater. [/groan]
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Aug 13, 2008
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  8. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Yeah, look at the way it was shellacked!
     
    Bob Slydell, Aug 13, 2008
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  9. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    They really should have turned him around counterclockwise for a few rotations just to see him spin clockwise upon release. Kinda like those rubber band-propelled airplanes you had when you were a kid.
     
    writing irish, Aug 13, 2008
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  10. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    i hope he was being honest and told the table he was fucking another table, too (/rumple)
     
    Songbird, Aug 13, 2008
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  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Can you imagine the guy checking into a hotel?

    Would you like the king suite or the double queen beds?

    Neither. Just some benches and some privacy.
     
    Ace, Aug 13, 2008
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  12. crazedchipmunk

    crazedchipmunk Member

    Must say that this is hilarious. This almost tops the guy I heard about with the silicone sex dolls
     
    crazedchipmunk, Aug 13, 2008
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