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The picnic table lover has competition.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Oggiedoggie, Aug 13, 2008.

  1. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Guy in Hong Kong hooks up with a park bench.

    From: http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=7196148&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.7.1
  2. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    He deserves it.
  3. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    Sheesh. It's bad enough this guy is an international laughingstock, do you really have to point out they were "tiny holes"?
  4. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Holey moly.
  5. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Well, he is Chinese! I kid, I kid!

    BTW, picnic table lover is in jail for 6 months. Surpriingly, he was a big perv!

    But this is funny.
  6. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    The park bench was asking for it.
  7. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    At least it wasn't a cheese grater. [/groan]
  8. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Yeah, look at the way it was shellacked!
  9. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    They really should have turned him around counterclockwise for a few rotations just to see him spin clockwise upon release. Kinda like those rubber band-propelled airplanes you had when you were a kid.
  10. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    i hope he was being honest and told the table he was fucking another table, too (/rumple)
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Can you imagine the guy checking into a hotel?

    Would you like the king suite or the double queen beds?

    Neither. Just some benches and some privacy.
  12. Must say that this is hilarious. This almost tops the guy I heard about with the silicone sex dolls
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