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The Peter King army

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Rusty Shackleford, Aug 10, 2010.

  1. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    Searched and didn't see this posted anywhere.

    Starbucks' stock just went up 100,000%.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/sports-illustrated-sends-out-army-of-peter-kings-t,17851/
     
  2. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    "It's definitely creepy," Houston Texans running back Steve Slaton said. "The sight of 400 Peter King heads following my every cut and juke in perfect unison is just bizarre. Especially because his eyes don't move. Just his head, like a lizard. But the fact that the Texans are getting any media attention whatsoever, even from a hive-mind-controlled group of identical robotic sports reporters programmed to cover us, is actually kind of nice."
     
  3. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Now I know the story is false. No one from WVU speaks that well.
     
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