The pen is mightier

Songbird · Mar 28, 2014

No, check that. The penis mightier.

The bronze penis might be mightiest for women who need a little more cocksure to their step.

Slate: What is the Bring Your Dick to the Table origin story?

Holly Wilson: About a year ago, I was at a gallery where I had made a contract to show my work. We’d worked out an agreement where I’d get two-thirds of the commission when I sold a piece, and the gallery would get the rest. The opening went really well. I sold a beautiful bronze piece. But when I came back to the gallery the next day, they wanted to revise the arrangement. All of a sudden, they wanted to split the commission 50/50. I had this sinking feeling. I’ve been casting bronze for 20 years, but it was clear that the gallery didn’t value what I was doing and that it treated me like I didn’t know what I was doing. I couldn’t breathe. My knees were shaking. I was just insanely mad. I called my husband and said, “What would you do in this situation?” and he said, “I would hold my own.” I realized that if I only had a dick, the gallery wouldn’t be doing this to me. The only thing coming between me and the man across the table was the fact that I didn’t have a dick.
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HejiraHenry · Mar 28, 2014

Pretty sure the porn version of "Wizard of Oz" has a song called "If I Only Had a Dick."

If it doesn't, it should.

Football_Bat · Mar 29, 2014

Dorothy's song was "We're Off to See the One-Eyed Wizard."

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