"The Paper" Alert

I have no motive for lying, Henry.

 

Oh, Fenian, this might interest you. The mother whale in the Ukraine had triplets.

 

Too good to pass up...

She told me she was on the pill!

 

Zeke, there's something I'd like to discuss. I didn't want to bother you upstairs. I feel an obligation to ... act on this directly with you because I think we have a good - I think we have a good relationship ... and I'd like to take it further. And I think the way to do that is face to face. You know, you and I, face to face.

 

Ellis, I'm gay.

Sometimes you can just smell a horrendously shitty day on the way, can't you?

 

I'm sitting on Watergate out there on Staten Island.

 

God forbid this newspaper run a headline without an exclamation point at the end.

 

What do you do when you step over bodies?

 

I have a cigarette and go to sleep.

 

3:09!!!!!!!!!!!

 

What's with all the grunt work, Fenian? I'm a columnist.

 

You're not a columnist. You're a reporter who writes long.

Ellis, did you get a quote?