The owner of the Pittsburgh Pirates

...wasn't even supposed to be here today.

 

Can see clearly now, the rain is gone. Can see all the obstacles in his way.

(I was going to say "wants to know what love is... he wants you to show him" but there have been some pretty good responses on here)

 

has never seen the Wizard of Oz.

 

...doesn't really get why Primanti's puts fries in their sandwiches.

 

....woke up in a great mood but doesn't know what the hell happened.

 

came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and is fresh out of bubble gum.

 

...is building a fighting force of extra-ordinary magnitude.

 

... hates that his company spreads out the furlough days to screw with his unemployment.

 

....canceled the original Star Trek.

 

... doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

 

... is another cheap-ass newspaper CEO.


(Oh ... wait ...)

 

... is making those calls from inside the house.