The organic food thing

No, they're the ones who walk into the local grocery store, demand to see the produce manager and chastize them for not having as many organic fruits and vegetables as they have regular fruits and vegetables. I saw it happen.. Or they're the ones who work it into every conversation.

At a birthday party a couple weeks ago they were about to sing happy birthday to the kid having the party and a mother interrupted the beginning of the song to say, "My son only eats organic food, so he will not be having cake!"

Same parent threw a fit on "Meet the Kindergarten teacher day" when she saw the other parents were bringing in crackers and pretzels for snack time. Her son brings in kale chips for snack.

Obviously, all organic aficionados are not like that, but they are out there...

 

But 80 percent of the entire species are #ssholes.
Doesn't matter if its a person who's pushy about veganism or organic agriculture.
Doesn't matter if it's somebody inviting vegetarians over for dinner then only serving meat.

The vast majority of people are #ssholes.
If you meet someone and he/she is not an #sshole, you probably just haven't discovered the glitch yet.

 

These proportions are accurate.
Just that they think it's really interesting to others what they have decided to put into their digestive systems - and will let you know about it.
Without your ever having asked or cared.

 

Truth.

 

So odds are you two are dicks yourselves?

 

My son had a friend over a couple years ago and when the mother dropped him off she said, "He can't eat anything with high fructose corn syrup in it?"

I said, "Why is he allergic?" and the mom shot me a "fuck you" look from hell.

I gave the boys crackers and an apple for snack. Fast-forward a few hours and she picks the kid up and asks my wife, "Did he have any high-fructose corn syrup? I told your husband, but he didn't appear to take me very seriously."

No, I respected your wishes, but still think you're a c-word.

 

No joke, if I ever had him in my home again I would ask his mother to pack the boy's lunch, including snacks and drinks.

 

I don't exempt myself.
I fall in that 80 percent range.

 

I don't.

 

I loved the team mom on my oldest's Pop Warner team. On the day she was signing up parents to bring drinks and snacks after each game she said, "And if you have a problem with the snack that someone else brought, keep it to yourself..."