The only place in America . . .

where you can hear "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood followed by Def Leppard's "Animal" is a PBR (Professional Bull Riders) event. My musical information center is still processing the situation. I might have to hurl later, if only because having to hear Lee first ruined Def Lep for me later.

And for the record, I love me some bull riders . . . short skinny guys with no sense . . . totally my type.

 

I used to love me some, but then I dated one. They're all douches. Consider anyone who reads this post warned.

 

I've got the county rodeo this weekend, SC. Lookin' forward to some Wranglers.

 

They are not all douches. I've got a cousin and an uncle who rode. Not douches, least I don't think so.

Cadet, they'll all be shorter than you, but that just makes them the right height for me. Yummie!

 

OK, what does one wear to her first rodeo to avoid looking like a city girl? Ropers/Wranglers are not an option...

 

I'm completely out of my element on this thread.

 

A sheep's outfit?

 

I wear jeans, a coupla wife beaters (it's hot and I don't give a fuck) and sneakers. If you own boots, I'd go with those over the sneaks though.

 

This thread is useless ... blah, blah, fuckity-blah.

 

Was going to say something about rodeo guys lasting eight seconds, but no, really shouldn't ...

 

Who knew BYH was a bull rider?

 

As long as they know how to stay in the saddle...