The Office - 1/4 -- SPOILERS

Jaime Pressly's character Joy is probably the funniest female character in a decade. Her lines this season have been simply outstanding.

"I'm sorry, but if you could hear the way you sound, you'd think it was funny, too."
-- Joy to her deaf attorney after laughing in her face because of her speech.

"Hey, Lance Armstrong, don't you know that bike ridin' gives you nut cancer?"
-- Joy to Earl, as he was riding a bike.

"I'll be back in three days for your Christmas ass whippin'."
-- Joy to her neighbors, after explaining that it would take three days for her "anger medication" to wear off.

"I'm sorry honey, I don't speak maid."
-- Joy to Catalina after Catalina rattled off several insults in Spanish.

 

She's from Canada, and stealin' means workin' and obeyin' the law [long pause], eh?

Sure does!

Now where's my maple syrup?