The odd passing of time.

Is it just me, or does it seem like every time you think to look at your odometer, you're hitting a "landmark," like 30,000, 45,000, 48,000?

Well, I just looked at the top of this screen, and I have now been logged in for 122 days, 0 minutes.

I hope to get smarter in my second trimester.

 

Rookie.

Fetch me a fucking beer, Lecture Boy.

 

Shame on you, calling me Lecture Boy. You so talk down to us newbies.

 

I saw mine hit 112 days yesterday was shocked. I thought I was still below 100.

 

Hit 200,000 miles last week on the way home for Christmas Eve dinner.

I nearly cried myself into a ditch.

 

It's how I flex my muscles.

Go ahead, contend the Rose Bowl will be fixed. I'll light you up like a fucking Christmas tree.

 

Called to schedule my car for an oil/filter change and found out the 90,000 service is a major one, approx. $1,000. And I was expecting $25.

It was like a shot to the nuts.

 

Speaking of nuts, has BYH grown bigger ones since he's hit 40,000?

 

Every time BYH posts, I see "fnord"

 

Every time I post, an angel crashes into a mountain.

 

My odometer hit 111,111 earlier this evening. Then I drove the last 100 or so miles home.

 

You do know when it hits 666,666, it catches on fire, don't you?