The NFL's ratings crisis

Friend sent me this. More than just cable cutting.

 

What does LOL mean here except that you scan Twitter frantically for things to post LOL on? NFL ratings are down. They are not as down as other forms of prime time broadcasting.

 

It’s funny because someone like Brian Stelter wouldn’t be trying to make this case except for the fact that it’s an opportunity to take the opposite side of Trump.

 

If we can get conservatives to stop watching all sports, imagine how much more parking and great seats will be available.

It's like the plot of an Ayn Rand novel, except the strike involves football and is done by an army of goateed couch potatoes.

 

With all of the anthem stuff still in full bloom, and the usual outrage over Indian nicknames, will next week's Redskins-Chiefs Monday nighter at Arrowhead be rebranded as Protestapalooza?

 

That will surely be the death of the NFL.

 

He deleted his app!?!?!
Oh god no!

 

He's 'Merican!!!

 

Do you know how much storage those pictures of free-range hummus nachos took up? A man's gotta cut somewhere!

 

I assume that the guy who uninstalled his NFL app today is more of a beer can chicken kind of guy.

 

He builds cars for drag racing.

 

No shit.