The name of the new Cowboys' stadium is ...

Strickland Propane Stadium

 

Nah, Thatherton Fuels will outbid them.

 

THATHERTON!

 

I like Jonestown better than JerryWorld, actually.

 

Sometimes the corporate sponsorship isn't a bad thing. Like Wrigley Field, or Ford Field.

 

I'm betting on Exxon Mobil and I can't wait for the day THAT announcement is made. Just think, Eagles and Redskins fans, every time you pull into your neighborhood convenience store to fill up, a penny or two from every gallon is headed into Jerry's pockets.

 

I heard he was great in The Client.

 

That's brutal. Then again, I avoid any Wrigley products because its the Cubs venue.

OK, I really don't do that intentionally. It just works out nicely that way.

I do drink lots of A-B products, but that's not because I'm a Cardinals fan. That's because hairy donkey balls soaked in elephant piss would likely taste better than Miller products. Expect the High Life. I do enjoy the champagne of beers.

 

Just be grateful they didn't call it Juicy Fruit Field