The Mysterious Case of the Jeckyl & Hyde Woman

Cadet, you're right that cleaning up definitely changes how a woman looks. But most guys have been around long enough to factor that in. Lets say a girl is a 7. Most guys know that depending on how she looks, she would vary from a 6-8. Some girls are lucky enough to look great all the time. But when you see a girl who has wild extremes -- the girl I talked about ranged from a 4 to an 9, it really is odd.

 

Yeah, but I'm going back to Ragu's original description. Blotchy skin? Easily fixable with cosmetics and some quality mirror time. Concealer, foundation, powder and possibly even some color-correcting makeup or a touch of highlighter.

I'm guessing undereye circles contributed to the tired look, which again can be disguised with eye cream and cosmetics. Eyes can also look more "awake" with the right use of brow highlighter, eyeliner, eyelash curler and mascara.

The "rolled out of bed" look for hair is supposedly in right now, according to Allure, but let's say she's got wavy hair: the difference between looking just out of bed and looking polished is a good haircut, shampoo, conditioner, maybe a little volumizer at the roots, straightening product, a good 15-20 minute blow dryer session followed by either a straightening iron or curling iron and maybe a bit of shine serum on the ends.

No doubt there are women who are beautiful with minimal effort, but they are usually not described as traffic-stopping. They are more likely to be modeling for an REI catalogue.

Gone are the days of our grandmothers when they wouldn't walk to the mailbox without full makeup. The illusion is gone. As I said, some days just aren't worth the time and effort.

 

Maybe it's two different women.

Maybe it's the cocaine (good), or, depending on the evening, the peyote (bad).

Maybe it's the religious experience-like fuck jamboree she has with her boyfriend.

Rumor has it, they had some wine in his apartment one night and he said, "You ever see that dude, I think his name is Ragu? I think we have to make it our mission to out-fuck him tonight. We have to make a sacred pact to be the fuckingest pair of fuck hounds this side of Ragu, are you game?"

She nodded and started to take her shirt off.

"Mission accomplished!" he said. "Ha, ha, ha! That was easy! I wonder how he does fuck, what with that piece of paper in front of face? Must be paranoid of those yucky juices and what not.

Oh well, now let's get to the serious boning ... "

 

I think Katie Holmes is like that. Sometimes she looks really cute. Sometimes ... not so much.

 

Vive la difference.

 

Some women are like this too, they look sweet made up and they look just as sweet in sweats. I personally like those who look better in shorts and sweaty than made up, the "wow, I never noticed she's hot look." The under the radar women.

 

18 shots of Tequila in 12 minutes?
I call Bullshit.

 

ok, now we're getting someplace. good job. now start surreptitiously shooting her with your cell phone camera each time you see here. it'd be best if you have a cell phone that's also a video camera but stills would work OK. post the pics on SportsJournalists.com and let us decide whether she's a real two-face, a meth user, an abuse victim or you're just off your rocker!

 

ok ragu, point taken. the potential payoff in this case is a night in the sack. hopefully with the hot one, not the ugly one.