The most terrifying phrase in the world

"Daniel, we realize you're 27 and close to your brother but we can't find a team who will take you and Henrik."

or

"The Leafs are interested in obtaining your rights."

 

"Coming up on Sportscenter .... Who's Now?"

 

These people simply have got to be stopped. It's like they sit in a meeting room and say, "No, we can go stupider! Even stupider! Let's add feathers!"

 

End of thread.

 

"Hello. This is your captain speaking."

 

So what's with the indian head dress on the shoulders?

 

It's really hard to look tough in feathers.

 

Whut, brother??

 

Yeah ... but he said his prayers, ate his vitamins and was true to himself and his country.

 

And used steroids.

(What? You thought I'd leave that part out?)

 

He is a real American. Fight for the rights of every man