The most horrible news in the world

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/20/nbean120.xml

I am in mourning.

 

Yeah but this is his fourth marriage. So he should be back in play by June.

 

the bride looks a lot like a hairless butt with a nose.

 

I know! I am at least slightly more attractive than she is. He doesn't know what he's missing.

She has to have pictures of him with the family dog or something.

 

A. does that mean you're going to post a pic to prove your point?

B. and agreed.

 

And here I thought SC was mourning that Manolos would neither be made in her size nor with heels.

 

Ssssh. Why kick a girl when she's down?


SC, you're No. 5. I know it.

 

Hey, you're going to get to meet a ruggedly good-looking Englishman soon enough. What does he have that I don't?

 

Swordfighting skills

Plus you've never been a Bond villain!

 

Hey, I can handle a sword. But no Bond acting credits.

 

I'll take swords for $100, Alex.

 

I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $200, Alex.