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The most horrible news in the world

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by sportschick, Feb 22, 2008.

  1. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/20/nbean120.xml

    I am in mourning.
     
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Yeah but this is his fourth marriage. So he should be back in play by June.
     
  3. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    the bride looks a lot like a hairless butt with a nose.
     
  4. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I know! I am at least slightly more attractive than she is. He doesn't know what he's missing.

    She has to have pictures of him with the family dog or something.
     
  5. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    A. does that mean you're going to post a pic to prove your point?

    B. and agreed.
     
  6. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    And here I thought SC was mourning that Manolos would neither be made in her size nor with heels. :p :D
     
  7. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Ssssh. Why kick a girl when she's down?


    SC, you're No. 5. I know it.
     
  8. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Hey, you're going to get to meet a ruggedly good-looking Englishman soon enough. What does he have that I don't?
     
  9. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Swordfighting skills

    Plus you've never been a Bond villain!
     
  10. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Hey, I can handle a sword. But no Bond acting credits.
     
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I'll take swords for $100, Alex.
     
  12. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $200, Alex.
     
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