The most beautiful women in the world... my vote

Kate Beckinsdale.

I would kill everyone on this board (BYH, I'd kill then kick a few times) just to lick her armpits.

No joke.

 

Shit, I'd kill BYH for a Fresca.

 

I've got a Fresca for you.

 

1.One of my best friends since we were 8 years old. We've grown apart during the past year for complicated reasons.
2.Girl I met from Nebraska last year who showed me that there are, at times, fine-looking women outside the South.
3.Waitress named Kylene at the CoCo Club blues bar on Bourbon Street

I prefer regular folk to celebs. It's more real.

As for celebs ... way before more time, but Audrey Hepburn is enchanting. Kate Beckinsale, Famke Janssen, Natalie Imbruglia, and Diora Baird. Letitia Casta and Chriqui are good. And yes, I prefer brunettes to blondes.

Note: Kate Bosworth's different-colored eyes are GLORIOUS.

 

Should we form a pact?

Like if one of us doesn't kill him in the next, say, three years, we both meet up and kill him? Mikey brings the Frescas and I'll bring the rubber mallet.

 

This could be the next outing's entertainment.

Come for the food. Stay to beat the freak.

 

I'm gonna need that Fresca up front, though.

 

Great slogan, but be careful, Mikey, "freak" could apply to more than just BYH. I don't want someone to dry gulch you while you're standing there, smiling, expecting that attention whore to get slugged.

Come for the food. Stay to beat up the Brett Favre of SportsJournalists.com. Stay longer to urinate on his inconsequential and inadequate corpse.

 

Hi guys. I heard you were serving Fresca?

 

Awesome.

 

Not soon enough, mother fucker.