The lung cancer won't kill her...the cold will!!!!

Thanks to DoubleJ for unwittingly providing the link of the year...I clicked on the Harry Potter link he provided and there was a link titled "Dying smoker left out in cold." I figured maybe someone was smoking and got locked out of an office and croaked in sub-zero temps.

No. It was better. A lifelong smoker dying of cancer is complaining because she can't smoke inside the hospital thanks to the Ontario smoking ban. So she has to go outside.

Ironic quote of the millienium: “It is a decision that is sure to give me pneumonia."

Yeah, it'll be the pneumonia that kills you.

http://www.thestar.com/News/article/163460

 

Sounds like someone I read saying the families of the lost climbers on Mt. Hood should sue somebody for not sending up search parties sooner.