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The Love Box

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by lono, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. lono

    lono Active Member

    So I check into my hotel for this weekend's assignment.

    In addition to the fully stocked mini-bar and the usual assortment of chips, nuts and bottled water, there's a small black carton labeled "The Love Box"

    • Two lubricated prophylactics
    • Two personal lubricants
    • Two obstetrical towelettes
    • Two oral fixation mint packets
    • One massage oil
    • One feminine fresh wipe

    Yet another reason I love America.

    You can bet the hotels in Bulgaria don't have anything like this.
  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Promises something for everyone.
  3. Monday Morning Sportswriter

    Monday Morning Sportswriter Well-Known Member

    Assuming it's just two people. :-/
  4. Gene Parmesan

    Gene Parmesan Member

    Wow. I thought this thread was going to be about something else and contain pictures.

    Carry on.
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    lono...I don't think that was ever a hotel I stayed in. Stupid Marriotts.

    I'll take the oil and the mints. :D
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I wish I were out there. It's in the low 50s/upper 40s here. :D
  7. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    "... soon will be making another ruuuuuuuun! The Loooooove Box, promising something for everyooooooooone!"
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Eh, same effect with a couple Breath Savers.
  9. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    ... or, you know... Mentos: The Fresh-maker.
  10. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    Golden-age Hollywood biographies swear by mouthwash with alum.
  11. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Innnnnnnnnnnnteresting. Thanks for the tip!
  12. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    It didn't contain two packets of Pop Rocks?
    That's love box fail.
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