The Islamic State

An omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent god will never steer us wrong, right?

 

"Steer" is entirely the wrong word. "Allow" is more like it, but that doesn't mean it's "God's plan."

You stand by and watch your kids screw up in hopes that they might learn lessons.

 

He/she/it has been standing by for a long time. I don't think we've learned.

 

I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer.

 

Islamic State will always be grousing about how Islamic U. gets more coverage.

 

I don't believe in Songbird.

Best God song ever.

 

It's only going to be worse now that they can get paid. Jihad attacks are now permanently ruined. It's ridiculous that the suicide bombers can now make money. Aren't the 72 virgins enough?

 

It hasn't been an amateur organization in a long time. Jihad has paid off for the families for years.

Saddam paid rewards to the families of suicide bombers. And, now the system has been institutionalized:

 

It was a spoof on the arguments about how college athletes should be satisfied with the scholarship and shouldn't be paid because of the purity of amateur athletics.

 

If you think Spain's soccer team sucked in Rio, just wait.

 

How bout the spanish eggs and chorizo or pork loin in adobo.

 

All these western liberal types who run around saying "ISIS isn't so bad" "Islam is great" are going to be in for a rude awakening. Anyone who knows even the slightest thing about Sharia law can tell you that tolerance and moderation are not in the gameplan. It is hard core strict. Is that how these western liberal types really want to live the rest of their lives?