The Internet dating world is a cesspool

Man, you need to be silently saying to yourself "I am RS! RS would!". And go for it!

 

I bet you did.

 

I don't know why you guys are paying to meet women when they are readily found in places such as the evening Wegmans or Jungle Jim's.
Step out of your comfort zone.
This isn't takeout food.
You have to earn it.

 

I don't think those are real places. Never heard of 'em

 

Only the two greatest supermarket chains in the country.
You're not going to meet women at Wendy's, dude.
Not like the vivacious Wendy's redhead, anyway.

 

Isn't she a little -- actually, a lot -- young?

 

I don't think so.
Just checked. She's 28.
She just looks fantastic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_Smith_Goodwin

 

I must have missed her. I was thinking of the girl in the logo.

 

The one in the commercial is the kind that drives dudes nuts.
If there is such a thing as Helen of Troy, she is it.

 

Indeed she does. But she's married.