"... the hottest Arena Football team in the world ..."

I'm guessing the team will have a cheerleader named Beth.

 

Won't all the cheerleaders be named Beth?

 

I am sure one of them will be named Christine Sixteen.

 

Ace Frehley, meanwhile, is buying a rival AFL team, to be called the New York Groove.

 

Peter Criss is opening a Las Vegas brothel called The Hard Luck Woman.

 

I thought they were just whores for cash. If you wanted to pay the licensing fee to put the KISS logo on a colostomy bag, they'd let you do it.

 

When the hell is Toronto going to get a team?

Hmm...Toronto RUSH?

 

Unless they move a team, it's already taken. The Chicago franchise is the Rush.

 

This is football in Canada we're talking about. More than one team can have the same nickname.

 

Toronto Max Websters?

 

From a cool little site I once stumbled across (http://www.mghelmets.com/) there are already helmet designs.

 

What about these guys?