The greatness of The Simpsons

Bart: "Milhouse, you have to keep this a secret. If you don't, I'll tell everyone how you wet your pants during "'Harry Potter.'"

Milhouse: "I wasn't scared, I was just peeing!"

 

Also from the Monorail episode:

Mayor Quimby: All right, I've called this meeting to discuss what we're going to do with the two million dollars.

Lisa: Don't you mean, three million dollars?

Quimby (shifty eyes): Uh, yes, I mean, three million dollars.

 

Say it Frenchie, CHOWDA!

 

"I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children." - Supt. Chalmers

 

Do you mean Super Nintendo Chalmers?

 

Chalmers: It's always the children's fault, isn't it Seymore?
Skinner: Yes, yes it is.

 

I'm Idaho!

 

"Das Bus"
Ralph eats the poison berries.

Bart: How are they Ralph, good?
Ralph: They taste like ... burning.

 

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.

 

What flavor did you get?

Blue!!!

 

Pray...for...Mojo.

 

Now lets talk about rustproofing. These things will rust up on you in a second. Oh, Gill make the sale first, MAKE THE SALE!