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The greatness of America in 60 seconds

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dixiehack, Aug 31, 2012.

  1. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Back-to-back commercials during the Minnesota game. First was a Golden Corral ad bragging that they topped the chocolate wonderfall with cotton candy. Then an ad looking for people who want to sue because they took a diabetes drug and now have bladder cancer.

    AND what put it over the top was the voiceover guy calling it "diabetus" AND IT WASN'T WILFORD BRIMLEY.

    Some people are upset because they think this country iw declining. Me, I'm soaking it in like Saturday night races at Bristol.
  2. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Went to the fair today and saw a two-foot long corn dog for $12. Just seeing it made me head over to Subway.
  3. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    "You do."

    (Turns his head)

    "Hire her."
  4. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

  5. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    The guy in the lower left looks WAAAAAY too excited about seeing her put something in her mouth
  6. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    End of thread.


    <Edit: I meant EoT metaphorically, not in the no-politics-talk manner!>
  7. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Similar target audiences, too. :)
  8. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Oh well. I'm pretty sure there aren't too many "undecideds" among the people watching “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.”
  9. apeman33

    apeman33 Well-Known Member

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  10. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    More American exceptionalism, someone is trying to market short shorts to guys

    Sorry, I'll continue taking my short-length fashion cues from the 1991 University of Michigan basketball team as God intended
  11. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Since when did HuffPo become The Onion?
  12. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    If your shorts hang below your knees, you are wearing capri pants.
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