The Goonies alert

Just started on TBS.

 

Is mike311gd doing the five-knuckle...I mean Truffle Shuffle yet?

 

Annnnndddiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu gooonnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Grossout, Mikey.

 

"O.K. kid, I want you to tell us everything."

"Everything?"

"Everything!"

"O.K. I'll start. In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I pushed my sister Renee down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog."

 

Fuck. Why did I go to bed at 2 a.m.? Why?

I love that movie. My sister and I bought my brother -- nicknamed Chunk -- a truffle shuffle shirt a few years ago. The bastard never wore it. Now he's skinny. What an asshole.

 

"But the worst thing I've ever done ..."

 

Actually, we forgot the 'summer camp for fat kids line." I don't remember exactly how it goes.

 

Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything? OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Mama Fratelli: [tired of Chunk's stalling] Hit puree!

 

Thanks. I wasn't sure exactly how the quotes were.

 

No problem. That's why I'm here.