The Global Orgasm for Peace

Maybe it can be done on Christmas. Come, all ye faithful.

Oops, typo.

 

A global screaming meemie couldn't possibly be worse than anything else we've tried to date.

I can see my "come on" line right now:
"Hey baby, you're not against world peace, are you? Be against me and we'll make our own world piece."

 

I'll give it a go -- like I do many nights but can't guarantee success in achieving world peace.

Heck, if my wife finds out it has anything to do with liberals, I can probably count her -- and subsequently myself -- out of participating.

 

Top slogans:

Support the Troops -- Finish on the Grill
BYH needs to fill only 23 hours, 59 minutes and 52 seconds
No, you don't need a partner, looser

 

SportsJournalists.com running thread?
Anyone?

 

I'm still partial to Steak & BJ Day, but I try to accommodate as many charitable causes as possible.....

 

Maybe we could have the Hanukkah of orgasms. We thought we could only orgasm for just a day, but we had enough to climax for eight crazy nights!

 

It will not have my bodily fluids politicized!

And besides, the world better have some stamina to hang with me, I don't synchronize for anything.

If BYH is a 100-meter sprint, I'm the freaking Iditarod. :-X

 

Viagra called and is interested in a sponsorship deal.

 

Hey, if that kind of thing trips your trigger....

 

Now you listen over here, this is the stuff that works!

 

What time of the day, indeed. I need two minutes warning.