The ESPYs

I know no one will start this thread because no one wants to admit to watching this abominable waste of broadcasting.

All I know is, I am officially sick of Brian Wilson, and Serena Williams has a huge butt falling out of her top.

 

I'll take your word for it. Butch and Sundance on Encore.

 

Kill Bill Nos. 1 and 2

 

You know why Butch and Sundance ran out of the house at the end? The ESPYs were on local TV and they figured the firing squad was a better way to go.

 

"Morons. I got morons on my team." The great Strother Martin.

BTW, 21, if Serena had a butt coming out of the TOP of her dress, what class dirigible did she have expanding out of the other end?

 

I assumed that was Venus hiding in there, unable to get a ticket to the event.

 

Awesome.

 

That's what Venus said.

 

But it sounded more like "Awmmffshummm"

 

I heard that too, I thought she was asking for Justin Bieber's autograph.

 

I'm of the mind that Serena looks just fahhhne. Go ahead and hate the thickness, but man, she brought it tonight, IMHO.

 

I think Brian Wilson would take umbrage with that statement. Remember when the Beach Boys' Brian Wilson was the weird one?