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The Creation Science Fair

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by WaylonJennings, Aug 27, 2008.

  1. Someone sent me this link. It's old, but still pretty funny (and scary that it's real):


    Elementary School Level

    Cassidy Turnbull and her uncle, Steve, who is not a monkey according to Cassidy's research. 1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"
    Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey.
  2. 2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

    Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.
  3. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Honorable mention, elementary school division: "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4)

    I weep for the future.
  4. Gomer

    Gomer Active Member

    Wow. I thought Waylon's post was a joke until I clicked on that link.
  5. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    That Pokemon one reminds me of a comparison that would most likely be anathema to most creationists: PCU. "You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit."
  6. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Here's the picture of her uncle Steve. You can, in fact, clearly see that he is no monkey. Creationism wins!

  7. beardpuller

    beardpuller Active Member

    Please, someone, tell me this is an elaborate spoof.
  8. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Sweet jeebus.
  9. "... physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets ..."

  10. Twoback

    Twoback Active Member

    But this fair was in 2001. I'm sure they've come quite far since then.
  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    No, certainly not a monkey. He does, however, look like a jackass.
  12. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    You're all a bunch of bigoted anti-Christian, haters. I'll say a prayer tonight for all of you non-monkeys.
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