The chocolate candy with a dead guy in the middle

Now THAT's death by chocolate!

Sounds like the guy who drowned in a vat of varnish. A horrible death, but a beautiful finish.

 

I guess God hit B7 on the vending machine in Heaven.

 

I guess he'd do a whole hell of a lot for Klondike bar.

 

speaking of hell, our reservations are all confirmed ...

 

This was awesome.

 

Sung to the tune of the "Augustus Gloop Song" from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

Vincent Smith! Vincent Smith!
Once and for all, you're not a fish
Vincent Smith! So dark and rich!
Never thought you'd accept our pitch.

'Come on,' we cried, 'dive in the vat.'
Who would've thought you'd sink like that?
But co-workers, don't be afraid
If you won the bet, you'll be paid
Vincent Smith will make it out alive!
Vincent Smith will make it out alive!

There's not much at all, in that stash.
When he jumped, did you see that splash?
The level drops, well so does he
It's almost half, he's nearly free!
There's not much left, for chocolate kelp
Maybe one of us should get some help.

Stay a little longer, he's OK
Look, he's waving, just saying hey!
Look, he's waving, just saying hey!

Now wait a second, where is he?
Sleeping on the job, well I'll be
Vincent Smith, now look what you did!
Move your foot, so we can close the lid!