The Boy Named F-k

When he gets a teammate with a name that starts with A, can they be Fuck and A? or Fuck n' A?

 

When he goes to Oregon, the headline could be: Fuck A Duck

 

Hope he marries someone named Head who likes hyphenated names.

 

Pronounces his name Fudge.

 

All I can think about is that prank report on the Asiana Airlines Flight 214 crash ...

 

I also was wondering if there was any tie to Ho Lee

 

Distant cousins?

 

Yeah, and along the way the name was American-ized!

 

That one was crazy. Pronounced exactly how it looks, too. The first time I heard it over a loudspeaker I thought someone was about to get fired.

 

Or someone named Yoo

 

Coach Buzzcut: So, Beavis and Butt-Head... I understand Mr. McVicker's made a little arrangement with you guys... Yeah, a little probation. You see, class. Beavis and Butt-Head here are not allowed to laugh for a whole week. That's right, and if they DO laugh, they'll be expelled, and they'll have to go to Hope High School, where they'll get their asses kicked on a daily basis by all the other delinquents! Ha, ha, ha! (The class begins to laugh as Beavis and Butt-Head bite their lips, trying not to laugh.)Coach Buzzcut: Well, I was real glad to hear that, because this is Sex-Education Week. That's right; Sex-Ed Week! We're going to be talking about the(looks at Butt-Head as he talks) PENIS! We will be talking about the VAGINA! Do you think that's funny, Butt-Head? Do you find it amusing that we will be talking about the TESTICLES?! Yeah, we're also gonna be talking about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! And... (grabs Butt-Head's hand) And we will definitely be spending a lot of time talking about the MASTURBATION! (The class begins to laugh again.)Coach Buzzcut: Now that that's out of the way, let's take roll. Butt-Kiss! Butt-Kiss: (laughing) Here. Coach Buzzcut: Gaylord! (A stiffled laugh is heard.)Coach Buzzcut: Highman!

 

The name Wadd would work really well too.