The Best Sex

all sex is great, hard to pick which one is the best. But if I had to choose,I'd choose sex with my wife sex.

 

True story;

At another place, there's a lounge.....dude gets drunked up, takes his girlfriend, and they got at it like two drunk monkeys......we ask him where he went, says he took his girlfriend back there and "hate-fucked the bitch!"

 

I've heard awesome things about hate-fucking.

 

Hate-fucking and hotel sex should be on this list.

 

Tame-an-evil-shrew sex was always a personal favorite . Now it doesn't get much better than vacation-without-the-kids sex.

 

I vote for Dan Jansen sex.

After failing to win medals in the 1988 and 1992 Olympics, he again failed to medal in his first event in the 1994 Winter Games. He then won a Gold Medal and set a world record in the 1,000m speedskating event. After the medal ceremony, the cameras showed his wife in the stands and one of my buddies said "You know later they're going to be going at it with Jansen wearing nothing but that Gold Medal."

So "Dan Jansening" entered our lexicon for whenever you celebrate a success with a wild session.

 

Don't out yourself, Dr. Phil.

 

I was disappointed that the "because I really need some" sex wasn't a category listed.

 

No Conjugal-Visit Sex?

 

Or Fugitive sex.

 

Now, how does that make you feel?

 

Have you seen Midnight Express?