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The automated e-reporter

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by fossywriter8, Jul 15, 2008.

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  1. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    They'll be armed with machine guns?
     
    Write-brained, Jul 16, 2008
    #37
  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Nah, they'll be made out of liquid metal. Then, when the parents try to punch them out, all they get is their hand stuck in the robot.
     
    Baron Scicluna, Jul 16, 2008
    #38
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    this is just like that machine they threaten those radio guys with in the stampy episode.

    WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?
     
    Songbird, Jul 16, 2008
    #39
  4. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    This made me laugh really hard.
     
    Diabeetus, Jul 16, 2008
    #40
  5. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    As the whitest-sounding player, Sven Olafsson got a surprising amount of playing time.
     
    PeteyPirate, Jul 16, 2008
    #41
  6. SamMalone16

    SamMalone16 New Member

    (Machine, in a robot voice): Boy, those clowns in Congress have done it again
    (Host 1): Boy, that thing is amazing, how does it keep up with the news like that?
    (Host 2, whispering): Don't praise the machine...
     
    SamMalone16, Jul 16, 2008
    #42
  7. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    This is the funniest thread I've read in a while. Kudos to BYH, goalmouth and slappy. Three lines, three quality laughs.
     
    Overrated, Jul 16, 2008
    #43
  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

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    The future of journalism
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
    Batman, Jul 16, 2008
    #44
  9. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    This is horrible! How are newspaper chain executives going to export jobs to India now? People in the third world could be put out of work by this!
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Jul 16, 2008
    #45
  10. Some Guy

    Some Guy Active Member

    That right there is a solid Simpsons reference
     
    Some Guy, Jul 16, 2008
    #46
  11. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    You beat me to it. It sure is. But would Kent Brockman's script be written by one of those machines?
     
    JakeandElwood, Jul 16, 2008
    #47
  12. bueller

    bueller Member

    For someone with access, throw in actual All-Star game info and let's see the goodness that flows.
     
    bueller, Jul 17, 2008
    #48
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