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The Apology Thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by DanOregon, May 12, 2009.

  1. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    To Miss California,
    I'm sorry I've made fun of you. I respect your views on marriage, I just think it's funny the way you have capitalized on your loss in a beauty pageant to cast yourself as a victim of political correctness and a staunch defender of the 1st Amendment.

    Sincerely, DO

    To Kid who got bumped by Big Baby,
    I'm sorry you got bumped by Big Baby after the Celtics won the game, but I really don't think you should be upset. When I was a kid, my dad never scored seats within throwing distance of the court. Maybe Big Baby can give you his nickname?
    Sincerely, DO

    To Rush Limbaugh,
    I'm sorry about the unkind things Wanda Sykes said about you. You Rush, have never said an unkind word about anyone and have given millions to charity and ex-wives over the years. You deserve better.
    Sincerely, DO
  2. pallister

    pallister Guest

    I'm sorry I opened this thread.
  3. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    To DanOregon:

    I'm sorry . . . this reads more like "The Be An A-hole Thread."
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    To Pallister,

    I'm sorry that surgeons apparently have not been able to extract that corn cob.

  5. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Hey, you like 9/11 jokes. No accounting for sense of humor.
  6. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I'm sorry that I was kind of hungry for corn.
  7. pallister

    pallister Guest

    That was funny.
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I might. Haven't heard a funny one yet, though.
  9. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Dear SportsJournalists.com,

    I'm not sorry for posting this link:


  10. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    Hey, don't sweat it.

  11. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    I'm sorry to those who don't like this thread. Seems like everyone is asking for apologies these days.
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I'm sorry if I offended anyone.
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