The Apology Thread

To Miss California,
I'm sorry I've made fun of you. I respect your views on marriage, I just think it's funny the way you have capitalized on your loss in a beauty pageant to cast yourself as a victim of political correctness and a staunch defender of the 1st Amendment.

Sincerely, DO

To Kid who got bumped by Big Baby,
I'm sorry you got bumped by Big Baby after the Celtics won the game, but I really don't think you should be upset. When I was a kid, my dad never scored seats within throwing distance of the court. Maybe Big Baby can give you his nickname?
Sincerely, DO

To Rush Limbaugh,
I'm sorry about the unkind things Wanda Sykes said about you. You Rush, have never said an unkind word about anyone and have given millions to charity and ex-wives over the years. You deserve better.
Sincerely, DO

 

I'm sorry I opened this thread.

 

To DanOregon:

I'm sorry . . . this reads more like "The Be An A-hole Thread."

 

To Pallister,

I'm sorry that surgeons apparently have not been able to extract that corn cob.

Ace

 

Hey, you like 9/11 jokes. No accounting for sense of humor.

 

I'm sorry that I was kind of hungry for corn.

 

That was funny.

 

I might. Haven't heard a funny one yet, though.

 

Dear SportsJournalists.com,

I'm not sorry for posting this link:

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-2mcm-

 

Hey, don't sweat it.

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE54A66220090512

 

I'm sorry to those who don't like this thread. Seems like everyone is asking for apologies these days.

 

I'm sorry if I offended anyone.