The 10 best-looking men ever

I didn't forget them, but Ryan Reynolds is too bro, Ryan Gosling was a very close cut but is too Luke Wilson and MisterCreosote is on the Muggsy Bogues List Of Men Too Short To Be Called Anything But "Aww, He's Cute."

 

At least you didn't say Rex and Rob.

 

About a decade ago my wife asked me, "Which celebrity female do you think is the best looking?" My answer, which has probably changed since then, was Reese Witherspoon.

Apparently, that was a good answer. There was an article in one of the women's magazines that said you can judge the kind of person someone is based on how they answer that. I guess the thinking was that someone who answered Witherspoon or Julia Roberts or Scarlett Johansson or Sandra Bullock was a better answer than saying Pamela Anderson or a porn star.

So if your girlfriend ever asks you which celebrity you think is the best looking, Bree Olson might not be the best answer.

 

This thread is about men. What does your wife's magazine say about Peter North?

 

Usher, whose babies you apparently want to have, is one inch taller than me.

And I don't know what "too bro" means, but Ryan Reynolds is as close to perfect as Canadians get.

 

Van Wilder residuals probably sour me on Reynolds as a particularly good-looking guy. He seems mostly abs. I like him as an actor.

 

No Elvis in around 1955?

How about Leonardo DiCaprio?

 

I feel like you're my other half. Except there was about a three-year period where Harrison Ford was hot.

 

That big-chin-having, hip-jiggling, Tupelo-honey-guzzling, black-music-stealing, long-face-having, lower-lip-sinking, dumb-hairline-shaving bitch isn't even the best looking Elvis. (I'm referring to Andrus, not Costello.)

Leonardo DiCaprio back in like 2000 was a good-looking pretty boy.

 

dreunc1542 told me Idris Elba looks like Chris Bosh.

 

GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

In no order:

David Beckham, any time he has short hair
George Clooney, circa Ocean's 11
Andy Garcia, circa 1994
James Dean, circa being alive
Ryan Gosling, circa Crazy Stupid Love
Idris Elba, any freaking time
Brook Jacoby, circa 1989
Nick Punto, circa now
Prince William, circa when he was 18 (DON'T JUDGE ME)
Tom Cruise, circa Top Gun