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That was really weird...Now with bright, shiny updates

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by SuperflySnuka, Aug 31, 2007.

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  1. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    Re: That was really weird...

    He'll wax the chump like a candle.
     
    PCLoadLetter, Aug 31, 2007
    #37
  2. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Re: That was really weird...

    Delete
    This
    God
    Damn
    Thread
    Now
     
    hockeybeat, Aug 31, 2007
    #38
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Re: That was really weird...

    Just an interlude: Maybe don't make the bulimia and stripper-killing jokes on the first date.

    Buncha fucking psychos. ;)
     
    zeke12, Aug 31, 2007
    #39
  4. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Re: That was really weird...

    When they realize that you're reached your credit limit on one of those 900 numbers, they cut you right off.

    Bummer.
     
    Oggiedoggie, Aug 31, 2007
    #40
  5. Mmac

    Mmac Guest

    Re: That was really weird...

    So, in other words, you FINALLY did what everybody on this board told you to do in the very beginning and it worked. And stopped doing it the way you and your female buddies wanted which was not working and, frankly, making you look like a bit of a cowardly pussy. Lesson learned?
     
    Mmac, Aug 31, 2007
    #41
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Re: That was really weird...

    Send her a note that says:

    Do you like me?

    Yes (check here)
    No (check here)
     
    Chi City 81, Aug 31, 2007
    #42
  7. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Re: That was really weird...

    Amateurs. You have to save something for the second date.
     
    hockeybeat, Aug 31, 2007
    #43
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Re: That was really weird...

    You are so lame, Doc. You don't send that note. You get a friend to do it.
     
    Ace, Aug 31, 2007
    #44
  9. SuperflySnuka

    SuperflySnuka Guest

    Re: That was really weird...

    Doc, that reminds me of something that happened to me in 6th grade. My idiot friend trevor did the same thing to a girl named Katie, signing my name. She checked no. At the same time she passed it back to Trevor, for me -- BTW, I had zero interest in her, my love was reserved for BreAnne -- I had to go to the bathroom.

    She thought that I broke down and had to get out of class.

    12 years later, Katie and I are best friends. Weird how things work out...
     
    SuperflySnuka, Aug 31, 2007
    #45
  10. Mmac

    Mmac Guest

    Re: That was really weird...

    but only by text. A real note with paper and ink would be way too forward at this point.
     
    Mmac, Aug 31, 2007
    #46
  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Re: That was really weird...

    Exactly. Don't be burning up ALL that A material right away.
     
    zeke12, Aug 31, 2007
    #47
  12. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Re: That was really weird...

    A somewhat obese guy in my dorm (think John Candy in Stripes) called a girl (who was cruelly leading him on) he had a crush on.

    Some dude answered the phone, "She can't come to the phone right because she's got my dick in her mouth. Oh wait ... she's done, she's gurgling my jizz ... call back later."

    I don't know if that fits the definition of this thread, but it's my favorite male-female call gone wrong ever. He was crushed.
     
    Bubbler, Aug 31, 2007
    #48
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