That quirky thing about yourself that no one knows...

Bradley Guire · Sep 21, 2012

I love Super Mario Bros. ... The Movie.

Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! · Sep 21, 2012

Bubbler said:

Care Bear said:

I ONLY take a dump in public places. And spectators must be present. The greener the grass, the more I spread my ass.

Also, I read at least one book per week. Oftentimes two.

YGBFKM just chimed in and said I can't pronounce anything correctly. He says I have a giant vocabulary and obsession with words, yet I can't actually speak.

And I am incapable of screwing lids back on anything correctly, apparently.

"Drives me fucking crazy." - YG

This has been fun.
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That reminds me of when the Catholic Church had my wife and I do marriage mentoring before we got married.

We met this couple and it was pretty clear right off the bat that absolutely none of us had our hearts in this. They kind of half-assed this boilerplate, "marriage is a daily test, but it's also an affirmation of your Catholic faith" horseshit they were to tell us.

But what stuck out is they cautioned against the little things that were going to drive each other nuts. The husband mentioned that his wife never re-rolled up the toilet paper in the bathroom and it drove him nuts.

I just looked at the guy and couldn't decide if he was the dumbest fucking human being on the face of the Earth at that moment or if his wife was.

A) Who can't control their toilet paper roll? It isn't the fucking dog-walking path from the Jetsons, it's a god damn cardboard tube.

I had this mental picture of his wife on the toilet rolling herself a square or two, then suddenly, some, I dunno, spring or something, loses its shit, and the toilet paper roll starts dangerously unfurling! Jane, stop this crazy thing!

B) I sort of agree with him in the respect who can't at least make a cursory re-roll or just cut your losses and tear off the paper that hits the ground. His wife must be either a complete hilljack, ditzy moron or both. On the other hand ...

C) Is it really something to draw a line in the sand about? Is it really something you want to advertise to young couples? I'm crazy picky about toilet paper hitting the ground, etc., but I'm not going to call out the HAZMAT team if I happen to see the toilet paper roll unfurled.

I then began to question the entire premise of their marriage if they were this anal about something so trivial. What a couple of morons. They deserve each other.

Now I'm going to go in my kitchen and mumble under my breath as I find an empty ice tray my wife forgot to fill.
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Sweet God and did this make me laugh out loud.

Moderator1 · Sep 21, 2012

way too numerous to list

imjustagirl · Sep 21, 2012

I don't think Kate Upton is fat.

Chef2 · Sep 21, 2012

I actually have 10 toes.

YGBFKM · Sep 21, 2012

Everyone has a dog voice.

JosephC.Myers · Sep 21, 2012

I can do a dead-on impersonation of Bullwinkle The Moose.

joe · Sep 21, 2012

JosephC.Myers said:

I can do a dead-on impersonation of Bullwinkle The Moose.
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Easiest cartoon voice ever. Close second is classic Yogi Bear, eh Boo Boo?

I'm fantastic at Wile E. Coyote, too.

JosephC.Myers · Sep 21, 2012

joe said:

JosephC.Myers said:

I can do a dead-on impersonation of Bullwinkle The Moose.
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Easiest cartoon voice ever. Close second is classic Yogi Bear, eh Boo Boo?

I'm fantastic at Wile E. Coyote, too.
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"Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius. I like the way that sounds...."

Norrin Radd · Sep 21, 2012

Bubbler said:

I absolutely abhor taking a dump in public places.

Be it my office, at a game, etc. I've worked at my current shop for eight years and I doubt I've taken eight dumps in the building over that whole time.

My home or my hotel room on a road trip ... that's where I shit. And some of those hotel rooms are even borderline.
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Used to have that quirk.

Then I had the gall bladder out, and that pretty much ended.

I guess mine is that I will not drink milk anywhere but the privacy of my own home. As a kid, had a couple times when I'd be on a sleepover and the kid's family would give me that godawful nonfat stuff. White water. Disgusting.

So now, I won't drink milk unless I bought it.

YGBFKM · Sep 21, 2012

At least it's not Gilbert Gottfried.

dreunc1542 · Sep 21, 2012

Norrin Radd said:

Bubbler said:

I absolutely abhor taking a dump in public places.

Be it my office, at a game, etc. I've worked at my current shop for eight years and I doubt I've taken eight dumps in the building over that whole time.

My home or my hotel room on a road trip ... that's where I shit. And some of those hotel rooms are even borderline.
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Used to have that quirk.

Then I had the gall bladder out, and that pretty much ended.

I guess mine is that I will not drink milk anywhere but the privacy of my own home. As a kid, had a couple times when I'd be on a sleepover and the kid's family would give me that godawful nonfat stuff. White water. Disgusting.

So now, I won't drink milk unless I bought it.
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