That cougar was just two days away from retirement

From the even-Poindexter-couldn't-make-this-up files, a Florida teacher-student sex case to warm the heart -- with those shock paddles.

He's 17. She's ... 60.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/state/orl-female-teacher-sex-062608,0,6081208.story

 

Best. Subject. Line. Ever.

 

TTIUWOP, if for no other reason than the need to ask, "Would Spnited hit it?"

Seriously, has anyone done a demographic study of the boys in these cases? The fact that this kid was in a YDC program piqued my interest ... how many times is the kid a trouble maker, how many times is he the popular kid/sports stud, and how many times is he a kid that has been marginalized?

 

You asked for it...

 

Poindexter's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up.

This is his turf and you're trampling all over it.

This could be SJ's version of the East Coast-West Coast rap wars. I'd stay away from Vegas if I was you.

 

To be fair, a 60-year-old woman in Florida is considered a young hottie.

 

She probably looks better with makeup, but I don't think her lawyer is going to be making the Debra LeFebvre (or however the hell you spell it) argument.

 

Is that the boss from The 40-year-old Virgin?

 

Apparently, there's so many of these cases, I think we ought to set up regional bureaus.

And I'll go ahead and say it - for a 60-year-old broad, I don't think she's too shabby. And she's gettin' her freak on with some teenage tag-team action. Sweet.

 

Deskslave - don't make the people ask for pics. Give 'em what they want. Pics on the opening post or GTFO.

 

I liked this line: "We have reason to believe there are other victims and it's important that they come forward." Apparently the 60-year-old teacher was popular, or maybe 60 was just her age when she finally got busted. And I can't help but wonder if these horny teenage boys who nail their teacher feel like "victims."