Thankfully Cindy isn't renting apartments in Japan ...

just an educated guess.

 

How you got educated in that troubles me even more.

 

hey, i am the gayest straight man on this board ... remember?

 

Mark-Paul Gosselaar's bunghole just started itching and he has no idea why.

 

What the heck, guys?

For your information, I'm a pretty clean dude. The mind's in the gutter, but my apartment's clean. Coincidentally, though, there are two plates sitting next to my La-Z-Boy, neatly stacked, from last night. And I'm typing in the boxers I wore yesterday. But I haven't showered yet, so it's OK.

All I wanted to do was throw down a Seinfeld reference, like "I'd have thought she'd be sleeping in the drawers" and be on my way.

 

boxers. take that, babar.

 

Hell, I'm gay and I find that kind of speculating incredibly disturbing.

 

And now that Mikey's told us his underwear of choice, I feel all the worse for that knowledge.

 

and there it is. it must be kick tom in the nuts weekend.

 

Uh, you have to HAVE nuts for that to work, dearie.

 

for the love of christ.

 

See, now I would have expected a "single, thin and neat" reference.