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Terms for sex on a boat?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Jul 22, 2007.

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  1. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    You dumb bastard ... it's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.

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    Gutter, Jul 23, 2007
    #61
  2. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I bet he's had to scrape some barnacles off his dinghy.
     
    Batman, Jul 23, 2007
    #62
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Playing with your Dinghy?
     
    zeke12, Jul 23, 2007
    #63
  4. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member

    I think that's what you do when you don't get any on the boat.
     
    pressboxer, Jul 23, 2007
    #64
  5. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Dropping anchor into the reef.
     
    hockeybeat, Jul 23, 2007
    #65
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    For Zeke, the terms would probably $50 cash for a half hour of ocean motion.
     
    Ace, Jul 23, 2007
    #66
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    I have no idea what this means, so I'll just suggest Staring Down the Pulsating Starfish and move on...
     
    zeke12, Jul 23, 2007
    #67
  8. patchs

    patchs Active Member

    Tuna trawling.
     
    patchs, Jul 23, 2007
    #68
  9. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Coming (ha!) onto this thread very late because I'm a looser and have no computer or internet connection at home right now.

    Not as good as many of the ones proffered here, but I always loved "a girl in every port and a port in every girl."

    That doesn't really apply in this case. How about Port-side Push?
    Aft Attack (for boots)?
    Spanking the Fantail?
    Climbing the Mast?
    Grinding the Geedunk?
     
    alleyallen, Jul 23, 2007
    #69
  10. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Or, perhaps, sailing the trim.
     
    Platyrhynchos, Jul 23, 2007
    #70
  11. FuerteJ

    FuerteJ Active Member

    Reef diving?

    Swimming upstream?

    ...
     
    FuerteJ, Jul 23, 2007
    #71
  12. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    Can't remember if it's been said yet, don't feel like checking but:
    Going down with the ship?
     
    amraeder, Jul 23, 2007
    #72
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