Terms for sex on a boat?

The wife and I were out by the lake today, and a boat passed by with the windows and awning up -- even though it was a beautiful, breezy, relatively cool summer day. We figured the people inside might be bumping uglies, then couldn't figure out what the proper term for sex on a boat would be. I mean, if doing it on an airplane is "The Mile High Club" there's got to be a term for this, right?
The best we came up with was "Getting naughty-cal" and the "Spongebob No-Pants Club".
Are there actual terms for this? If not, can we make some?

 

Motion in the ocean?
Putting the little man in the boat?

 

Trying Out For The Vikings

 

Wonder how AlleyAllen will feel about that one?

 

Boots would like go suggest swabbing the poop-deck.

 

Not Turning Down a Romp in the Water

 

This is one is too perfect. I didn't even laugh. I was just like, "Yup, that says it all."

 

The name of any mainstream American light beer will do.

They're all fucking near water.

 

Miller Lite. Though that's more akin to a golden shower.

 

Hilarious. And if you can perform well under the dour glare of this man

then you've earned your spot on the roster.

And yes, I know I'm mixing eras, but when I think "Vikings," I still think of Bud.

 

Dropping anchor?

Parting the sea?

Riding the wave?

Rowing the dingie?

 

Ask a Parrothead. Jimmy Buffett's gotta have something.

On A Slow Boat To China

I'd love to get you
On a slow boat to China
All to myself alone

Get you and keep you
In my arms ever more
Leave all your lovers
Weepin' on a far away shore

Out on the briny
With the moon big and shiny
Melting your heart of stone
Honey I'd love to get you
On a slow boat to China
All by myself alone

I'd love to get ya
On a slow boat to China
All to myself alone
A twist in the rudder
And a rip in the sails
Drifting and dreamin'
Honey throw the compass over the rail

Out on the ocean
Far from all the commotion
Melting your heart of stone
Honey I'd love to get you
On a slow boat to China
All to myself alone.