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Terms for sex on a boat?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Jul 22, 2007.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    The wife and I were out by the lake today, and a boat passed by with the windows and awning up -- even though it was a beautiful, breezy, relatively cool summer day. We figured the people inside might be bumping uglies, then couldn't figure out what the proper term for sex on a boat would be. I mean, if doing it on an airplane is "The Mile High Club" there's got to be a term for this, right?
    The best we came up with was "Getting naughty-cal" and the "Spongebob No-Pants Club".
    Are there actual terms for this? If not, can we make some?
     
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Motion in the ocean?
    Putting the little man in the boat?
     
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Trying Out For The Vikings
     
  4. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Wonder how AlleyAllen will feel about that one?
     
  5. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    Boots would like go suggest swabbing the poop-deck.
     
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Not Turning Down a Romp in the Water
     
  7. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    This is one is too perfect. I didn't even laugh. I was just like, "Yup, that says it all."
     
  8. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    The name of any mainstream American light beer will do.

    They're all fucking near water.
     
  9. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Miller Lite. Though that's more akin to a golden shower.
     
  10. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Hilarious. And if you can perform well under the dour glare of this man
    [​IMG]
    then you've earned your spot on the roster.

    And yes, I know I'm mixing eras, but when I think "Vikings," I still think of Bud.
     
  11. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Dropping anchor?

    Parting the sea?

    Riding the wave?

    Rowing the dingie?
     
  12. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    Ask a Parrothead. Jimmy Buffett's gotta have something.

    On A Slow Boat To China

    I'd love to get you
    On a slow boat to China
    All to myself alone

    Get you and keep you
    In my arms ever more
    Leave all your lovers
    Weepin' on a far away shore

    Out on the briny
    With the moon big and shiny
    Melting your heart of stone
    Honey I'd love to get you
    On a slow boat to China
    All by myself alone

    I'd love to get ya
    On a slow boat to China
    All to myself alone
    A twist in the rudder
    And a rip in the sails
    Drifting and dreamin'
    Honey throw the compass over the rail

    Out on the ocean
    Far from all the commotion
    Melting your heart of stone
    Honey I'd love to get you
    On a slow boat to China
    All to myself alone.
     
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