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Tell me if anything scares you more than this

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by PeteyPirate, Aug 11, 2006.

  1. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

  2. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Um, yes, some things scare me more than dog cancer.

    In no particular order..

    -- Snakes on a plane (of course)
    -- Liquid on a plane
    -- People on a plane
    -- The release of a Sportschick sex video
    -- Ann Coulter
    -- Peter King's farts
    -- That every instance of me rubbing one out is stored on a video in heaven, for all my departed relatives to critique
    -- That I'll have to watch said video one day and explain
  3. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    POY nomination -- right here.
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    No worries, BD. Those are on YouTube now. I'll message the link to your granny.
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Drunken cowboys are scarier than this.
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Eating elephant snot.
    The very thought of eating elephant snot.
    Getting an Apple bomb at 11 p.m.
    The engine light coming on somewhere east of Barstow.
    Being hired by JRC.
  7. LiveStrong

    LiveStrong Active Member

    BEARS! <Colbert>
  8. Flash

    Flash Guest

    IJAG's rage upon reading someone called Kaysar a pussy ...
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    President COCKDIAN.
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That is indeed harrowing news for anyone who loves animals, but help me God, the last line made me laugh:

    Some experts believe that the epidemic could threaten the devil with extinction.

    Now, of course, it's referring to the Tasmanian Devil in Australia. But that's still a funny line. THE DEVIL CAN BE EXTINGUISHED!!!
  11. LiveStrong

    LiveStrong Active Member

    a fruit rollup shortage
  12. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    End of thread!
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