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Teen Caught Making Love to 'Flirtatious' Cow, Passes Out During Wedding

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TrooperBari, Jun 11, 2010.

  1. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    I forget which Kevin Smith movie this line came from - Mallrats, I think.

    "Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free?"
     
  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    You must've bought that DVD at Walmart.
     
  3. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    To think they make fun of West Virginia people.
     
  4. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    cow = bull or heifer

    bull = male cow

    heifer = female cow
     
  5. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    When they were done, I wonder if the cow thought to herself, "Where's the beef?"
     
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