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Teen Caught Making Love to 'Flirtatious' Cow, Passes Out During Wedding

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TrooperBari, Jun 11, 2010.

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  1. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Maybe it was a "Shallow Hal" type-thing. He could be telling the truth.
     
    Care Bear, Jun 11, 2010
    #13
  2. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Ha - the kid thought he was nailing Gwenneth
     
    Boom_70, Jun 11, 2010
    #14
  3. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Most disturbing part is that the village has an entire ceremony ready to go when this happens.

    OTOH, burgers for everyone!!
     
    heyabbott, Jun 11, 2010
    #15
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Yeah. Woe to the 17-year-old caught masturbating.
     
    Ace, Jun 11, 2010
    #16
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    The 17-year-old caught masturbating has nothing to worry about. But woe to the nearest goat, who gets electrocuted in a ceremony to rid the village of the boy's shame.
     
    The Big Ragu, Jun 11, 2010
    #17
  6. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

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    Trey Beamon, Jun 11, 2010
    #18
  7. cyclingwriter

    cyclingwriter Active Member

    My wife is originally from this village. She said it is not a human/animal thing, but a male/female thing. If a cow were caught having sex with a woman, the woman would be drowned and the cow would be bathed on the beach. That's how they roll.
     
    cyclingwriter, Jun 11, 2010
    #19
  8. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    This thread is out of control.
     
    mustangj17, Jun 11, 2010
    #20
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Thanks for clarifying. That makes a world of difference in me understanding it.
     
    The Big Ragu, Jun 11, 2010
    #21
  10. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Of course, that would technically be an act of lesbianism, so the question is, would both get deep-sixed?
     
    expendable, Jun 11, 2010
    #22
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Flirtatious Cow would be a great name for a band -- or a Ben and Jerry's flavor.
     
    Ace, Jun 11, 2010
    #23
  12. SixToe

    SixToe Well-Known Member

    If he fainted then it must have been an udderly mooooooving ceremony.
     
    SixToe, Jun 11, 2010
    #24
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