TEBOW FAN FEST

I'm just tickling your grapes, king. I don't particularly care about Georgia and I only follow Florida and mildly pull for them because my dad's a graduate.

I have no idea how Tebow will do in the pros -- or as much an idea as experts had about Ryan Leaf, Andre Ware, Akili Smith or Kurt Warner.

 

I, for one, welcome our Tebow overlord.

 

They won't go undefeated. Florida shits the bet against a west team almost every year. There's no reason to think it won't happen again next season.

They'll probably still make the BCS championship game. The voters love Florida.

 

Personally, I'm really sick of hearing how great John Elway is even though it was Terrell Davis who led them past the Packers in the Super Bowl...

 

The Pottsville Maroons were screwed out of the NFL Championship. Damn you Chicago Cardinals and your false title!

 

The best thing about Tim Tebow will come in September 2010 when the Jacksonville Jaguars will unveil him as the most popular of their special teams players.

 

No way they waste him on special teams.

He'll be way too busy healing the injured.

 

If nothing else, every baby gets a free circumcision.

 

You constantly harp on the Jaguars needing Tebow to sell tickets. Do you realize Jaguar home games are better attended than Cowboy home games?

 

Apparently, Mizzou believes that one bad season turns the Jaguars into the Saints of the '70s and early '80s. I wonder what Hokie Gajan is doing these days.

 

Tebow damn you!

 

Click it cause it feels good...