Teabagging on "Live with Regis and Kelly"

Compared to tossin' salad, yes. [/ChrisRock]

 

You like to use jelly or jam for that?

 

Syrup.

 

Ellis, also, is apparently wild and unpredictable.

But he was inside for a LONG time.

And make sure you double bag, Ellis. Last time, you didn't double bag, and the bottom near came out.

 

Restroom break, boss?

 

Now I can't piss a drop without asking someone permission first.

Think Kelly has to ask Reg before she can tinkle?

 

I read somewhere that Oprah had a show where they talked about "Tossing the salad..."

 

wasn't stern complaining before he went to sirius that he was being fined by the FCC for talking about things like that, but oprah was discussing Tossing the Salad and got nothing? i couldn't be wrong, though.

 

Not that you want to read all of it, but here's the link to the Oprah show.

http://www.oprah.com/relationships/relationships_content.jhtml?contentId=con_20031002_slang.xml&section=Family&subsection=Parenting

But I did learn a few new teen slang words:

High Five: A person who is HIV positive (High V)
Hoovering: An abortion
Outercourse: Oral sex

 

All that, but no mention of either the Arabian goggles or the rusty trombone. Damn.

 

I thought Kat from Cold Pizza was wild and unpredictable?

 

Or the Cincinnati bowtie.