Talking urinals: It's a good thing that I gave up drinking

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Michigan-deploys-talking-urinal-cakes-in-DUI-fight-3678963.php


This probably wouldn't have been a very good idea for me. My bladder is shy enough that, if a woman's voice started talking to me, I probably would have had to go back out into the bar and had a few more beers so that I could work up the nerve to come back into the restroom to pee.

 

I dunno, but with you in mind, the urinal does point and giggle.

 

Hearing a woman's voice in front of you as you pee?
R. Kelly is very interested in this development.

 

What would be handy would be one that reads out your BA level as you piss, assuming you can get a BA level from urine.

 

Hearing a woman's voice coming from the urinal as I piss would probably cause me to shit my pants.

 

You should probably just use the sit-down toilets then.

 

A female talking urinal cake?
We just found Creosote's next wife.

 

I like my urinals to be clean and not heard.

 

So the state has no money and no jobs, Detroit is essentially in foreclosure and this is what they're concentrating on?

 

Pissed off, are you?

 

Better than pissed on.

 

Phrasing.