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Talking urinals: It's a good thing that I gave up drinking

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Oggiedoggie, Jul 2, 2012.

  1. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member


    This probably wouldn't have been a very good idea for me. My bladder is shy enough that, if a woman's voice started talking to me, I probably would have had to go back out into the bar and had a few more beers so that I could work up the nerve to come back into the restroom to pee.
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I dunno, but with you in mind, the urinal does point and giggle.
  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Hearing a woman's voice in front of you as you pee?
    R. Kelly is very interested in this development.
  4. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    What would be handy would be one that reads out your BA level as you piss, assuming you can get a BA level from urine.
  5. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Hearing a woman's voice coming from the urinal as I piss would probably cause me to shit my pants.
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You should probably just use the sit-down toilets then.
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    A female talking urinal cake?
    We just found Creosote's next wife.
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I like my urinals to be clean and not heard.
  9. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    So the state has no money and no jobs, Detroit is essentially in foreclosure and this is what they're concentrating on?
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Pissed off, are you?
  11. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    Better than pissed on.
  12. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

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