Taking a positive from a negative...

IJAG got a happy ending?

 

I'm sorry, but unless maybe you live more than 1,000 miles from the nearest ocean, there is no excuse for going to Dead Lobster. None.

 

I remember vacationing on the coast of Maine during the summer of 1997, and I saw a Red Lobster. All I could think was, "Why?"

 

They have Sizzlers in Nebraska and Chipotles in San Antonio. There's safety in chains. 

 

A.) It's two blocks from my house.

B.) It's shitloads cheaper than the "seafood restaurant" that is downtown.

C.) It's cheap.

D.) It's cheap.

 

Red Lobster is cheap? I always thought it was overpriced.

 

To get a lobster tail, some shrimp, some crab legs, some scampi and a side dish, plus a salad at a place here in town? Probably a minimum of $40. RL? $20.

 

Yeah but you could get the same stuff for $10 from your grocer's freezer.

 

When she was in college, Mrs. Lono tried to get on an earlier flight than the one she was scheduled to be on.

She didn't get on it.

She was pissed.

The earlier flight left.

Then it crashed, killing everyone on board.

Mrs. Lono was glad she missed it after all.

 

IJAG has ruined hot dogs. IJAG doesn't cook. Especially not seafood.

 

OK. Then it's a bargain.

How are you ever gonna attract a husband, though, young lady?

 

"Hello, Domino's?"