Take the religion test

What the hell is a Orthodox Quaker? That's what I am apparently.

 

Yup, it says I'm an Orthodox Quaker, too. How the fuck did Hinduism come in ninth? I don't like that religion. An interesting test, but I'm not getting too worked up about my results.

1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Eastern Orthodox (86%)
3. Roman Catholic (86%)
4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (83%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)
6. Seventh Day Adventist (78%)
7. Liberal Quakers (62%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (57%)
9. Hinduism (56%)
10. Unitarian Universalism (53%)
11. Orthodox Judaism (52%)
12. Sikhism (51%)
13. Jehovah's Witness (46%)
14. Islam (44%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (43%)
16. Reform Judaism (43%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (41%)
18. Bahá'í Faith (41%)
19. Neo-Pagan (39%)
20. Jainism (38%)
21. Taoism (34%)
22. Secular Humanism (32%)
23. New Age (31%)
24. Scientology (27%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)
26. New Thought (19%)
27. Nontheist (16%)

 

You think so, huh? OK.

 

OK, I despise organized religion but couldn't resist:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (94%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (92%)
4. Liberal Quakers (81%)
5. Neo-Pagan (79%)
6. Nontheist (71%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (67%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (64%)
9. New Age (62%)
10. Taoism (58%)
11. Reform Judaism (51%)
12. Jainism (51%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (50%)
14. Scientology (44%)
15. Sikhism (42%)
16. New Thought (40%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (39%)
18. Hinduism (38%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (37%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (29%)
21. Islam (27%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (27%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (15%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
27. Roman Catholic (13%)

Guess which one I was raised as? You guessed it, No. 27.

 

Just took it...being Jewish (Conservative, which isn't one of the options), the top results are close to what it should be.

1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Sikhism (87%)
3. Orthodox Judaism (86%)
4. Liberal Quakers (82%)
5. Islam (79%)
6. Unitarian Universalism (74%)
7. Bahá'í Faith (71%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (66%)
9. Neo-Pagan (64%)
10. Jainism (60%)
11. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (53%)
13. Hinduism (51%)
14. Secular Humanism (51%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (47%)
16. New Age (46%)
17. Jehovah's Witness (43%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (39%)
19. Eastern Orthodox (38%)
20. Roman Catholic (38%)
21. New Thought (36%)
22. Theravada Buddhism (36%)
23. Scientology (34%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (33%)
25. Taoism (31%)
26. Nontheist (31%)
27. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (21%)

 

Can I get me one of them Quaker hats?

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (85%)
3. Liberal Quakers (81%)
4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (78%)
5. Reform Judaism (76%)
6. Unitarian Universalism (74%)
7. Eastern Orthodox (71%)
8. Roman Catholic (71%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (67%)
10. Seventh Day Adventist (67%)
11. Orthodox Judaism (63%)
12. Islam (59%)
13. Sikhism (58%)
14. Neo-Pagan (49%)
15. New Age (45%)
16. New Thought (45%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (42%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)
19. Hinduism (41%)
20. Theravada Buddhism (40%)
21. Scientology (40%)
22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (37%)
23. Secular Humanism (36%)
24. Jainism (34%)
25. Taoism (30%)
26. Nontheist (26%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (23%)

 

HH, you're welcome to come to meeting with me to get your Quaker hat

 

See, that hat's hot

 

Funny thing, that guy looks just like one of my dad's brothers ... if he wore a Quaker hat and a white wig, anyway.

 

Looks like I'm in the wrong hemisphere....

1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (98%)
3. Taosim (88%)
4. Liberal Quakers (84%)
5. Unitarian Universalism (84%)
6. New Age (83%)
7. Secular Humanism (81%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (72%)
9. Neo-Pagan (72%)
10. Jainism (67%)
11. Reform Judaism (65%)
12. Sikhism (61%)
13. New Thought (51%)
14. Nontheist (51%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (48%)
16. Hinduism (48%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (48%)
18. Scientology (41%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (39%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (34%)
21. Islam (23%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (23%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (22%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
26. Roman Catholic (14%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)

 

For a Baptist turned Presbyterian with a little Methodist tossed in, I'm all outta whack.

1. Bahá'í Faith (100%)
2. Islam (93%)
3. Orthodox Judaism (93%)
4. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (92%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (91%)