Take the religion test

I took the test and it said ...

EVIL, VILE HEATHEN! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!

:-\

Actually, that's not true. It really returned this:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (94%)
4. Neo-Pagan (88%)
5. New Age (79%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
8. Taoism (70%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (69%)
10. Nontheist (69%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (57%)
12. Reform Judaism (57%)
13. Scientology (56%)
14. New Thought (52%)
15. Jainism (49%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (47%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (44%)
18. Sikhism (42%)
19. Hinduism (33%)
20. Islam (28%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (28%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (28%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (17%)
26. Roman Catholic (17%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (13%)

No love for Shinto?

 

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/80/story_8040_1.html

No mention of the FSM, either. What's wrong with these people?

 

Universalism then Humanism?

I'm saving you a seat right next to me, you pagan...

 

REPENT, SINNERS AND CHARLATANS! THE COMING IS NIGH!

 

KOBE IS THE CHARMION!!!

 

No, no, no ... paganism was fourth on my list.

And they completely overlooked the Church of the Subgenius. Shocking, I tell you!

 

You're welcome to come to Quaker meetings with me, 2MCM. That's third on your list

 

Church of the Subgenius... dyepack is into religion now?

 

It snows where you are.

 

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. Nontheist (84%)
4. Neo-Pagan (79%)
5. Liberal Quakers (75%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)
8. Reform Judaism (67%)
9. New Age (56%)
10. Taoism (55%)
11. Sikhism (52%)
12. Scientology (47%)
13. New Thought (44%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (35%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (34%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
19. Bahá'í Faith (31%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (27%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (25%)
22. Islam (25%)
23. Roman Catholic (25%)
24. Hinduism (21%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
26. Jainism (19%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (6%)

 

Not surprised. Born and raised Catholic, yet these days I opt more often than not for non-demonanational Christian churches.

1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
2. Roman Catholic (100%)
3. Orthodox Quaker (98%)
4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (90%)
5. Seventh Day Adventist (89%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (70%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (60%)
8. Hinduism (57%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (55%)
10. Islam (54%)
11. Liberal Quakers (51%)
12. Jehovah's Witness (50%)
13. Sikhism (48%)
14. Bahá'í Faith (44%)
15. Unitarian Universalism (38%)
16. Reform Judaism (34%)
17. Jainism (33%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (25%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (24%)
20. Neo-Pagan (23%)
21. Secular Humanism (21%)
22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (19%)
23. New Age (18%)
24. Nontheist (18%)
25. Taoism (16%)
26. Scientology (15%)
27. New Thought (11

 

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (93%)
3. Neo-Pagan (89%)
4. Jainism (84%)
5. New Age (82%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (79%)
7. Reform Judaism (79%)
8. Secular Humanism (79%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (77%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
11. Sikhism (70%)
12. Hinduism (69%)
13. Orthodox Judaism (67%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (67%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (65%)
16. Islam (62%)
17. Nontheist (54%)
18. New Thought (51%)
19. Scientology (51%)
20. Taoism (50%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (46%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (42%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (39%)
24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (34%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (31%)
26. Roman Catholic (31%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (24%)

Those are quite the results